expressions

There is Petromax Gank that contains with rich and naughty men in the school.Jack,Rick,Ben,Robert,and Jo as a leader .They always annoying the students in the school.

One day ,naif girl named Siti walks in front of them .Seeing her look,they annoy  her.

Rick         : Look at her ,isn’t she looks like ugly duck !

Jack        : Who?which one ?

Robert  : The woman with her big eyeglasses and brings many books.

Ben        : O....She’s coming ! Save ourself !

Petromax:Hahhahahha

Jo            :Hi naif girl ,are you perhistory girl?

                You look like Megantrophus Erectus !

                Why do you bring so many brick !

Siti feels embrras,suddenly her friend,Susi comes to save her.

Susi        : Hi ,you ! I’m extremly unhappy about this !

Jo            :Hah ???the other duck is coming .

                Siti and Susi go from there to toilet .At there,Siti cry .

Siti          : What a shame !They always annoy me.

                What’s my fault ? they insult my look .

Susi        :I think you have to make over .I have a solution.

                Can you come to my house tonight ?

Siti          :Okay,sus .

                At night ,Siti comes to Susi’s house.Susi change Siti’s look.She cuts Siti’s hair and chnge Siti’s glasses to lens .The next day ,Siti and Susi walk to the canteen .Petromax gank see them .They are amazed by someone who walks beside Susi .

Jack        :Wow ! She is so beutiful

Rick        : is she  from nother planet ? I haven’t see her in the earth .

Jo            : who is she ,Susi ?

Susi        :You can see her nametag right ?

Ben        :S,-s,-s,- Siti ?

Jo            : Are you kidding me ?It’s impossible !

                 Are you really Siti ?the ugly duck ?

Siti and Susi go to canteen without say anything  .It makes Jo curious .After several days ,Jo thinks about  Siti,he falls in love and wants to ask her  to be his girl friend .

Jo            :Siti,I fall in love with you .Would you like become my girl friend ?

Siti          : thank you ,but how if you find the other girl ?

Jo            :I’m very sad about you say it .

How to make you believe me ?

I’m  a unlucky man ,where somebody that  I love her to leave  me alone and I’m so sad.

I want to say something right.And hope you always in my heart .I want you to believe me.

My life is not good .give a problems  to  woman  thinking .Anytime you find  and believe me .

Because this is misscommunication.A woman  said that,” I will not believe you ,if you  will not give me anything right.” The man answer : “misscommunication must be finished ,the other love before  I’ve  forgetten ,but why you not believe  me ? . Talking about them is stopped . Then a man said that,” many girls is broken  because of loving  ,itsn’t me .I so love you ,please believe me . I’ll make you happy” . A woman answered : “I’ll believe you  if you give a  true reason ,I’m  pleased to hear it ,love is not wrong but it’s real .

            The man reaches  a hand woman and said that,”I’ll write ,sing,and make questioning how to make you believe me ? 

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                  Wrong Address

           One day Mrs sweet bought pizza to her daughter in Pizza Hut,she was in hurry,after that she went to the cashier and asked deliveryman to deliver it.she wrote her address no 3AA.

         Deliveryman delivered pizza to 3A house .There was a girl . Zena surprised, she didn't order pizza.Zena ate pizza with her friends.They were happy because they got pizza freepay.

        Deliveryman arrived in Pizza Hut,then Mrs Sweet called and asked " Why you haven’t send yet my pizza at my house no 3AA?
        " Ohh my God I'm wrong.I'm sorry,i change it."answered deliveryman

        Sometime later the bell Zena's house rang .Zena opened the door.Deliveryman came back and said that " I'm sorry ,I'm wrong to deliver pizza .I'll take it."
        "What do you mean ? " answered Zena
        "I should deliver to 3AA house not 3A house ."said deliveryman
        "Oh My God ,we ‘ve eaten it.So ....?"Said Zena
        "You must pay it."said deliveryman .
        "No no no ! I'm not wrong ,you are wrong ! "said Zena
        "Oke ,you mayn't pay it but you must be my girlfriend ,oke ?“ said deliveryman
       "Heeeeem ,whaaaaat ? " said Zena

Miss grandchild

                Last Sunday my family went by car after received a letter from grandfather .We visited grandfather at the village because his physically ill .

                On the way  ,my mother asked ,”father,stop please at the market”.We have to buy some fruit .”Mother’s bought manggoes.Then we continued our trip .It took three hours to get there.

                    When we arrived grandfather’s house,he was clambing on the manggo tree.we were suprised . He was picking up the manggoes .My mother asked ,”Oh My God ,I’ve forgetten your grandfather has a manggoe tree.My grandfather was smiling and asked “welcome to my house ,thank you :) I’m sorry I’ve lied because I miss you “.

                     Althought grandfather has ,they were happy to meet him.

Expression :)

Tiyaz         : Hai Herfan ,what are you doing here ?

Herfan      : I’m preparing teacher’s anniversary .

Hilman      : Oh ...ya ?when ?but ,what kind of a party ?

Herfan      : 25^th November ,we have competition ,they are :  english speech ,english debate,telling        story ,etc .

Tiyaz         :Wow,what a good competition !

Hilman      :Herfan,do you agree I and Tiyaz join it ?

Herfan      :I agree with you .

Tiyaz         :What do you think about me if I join it ?

Hilman      :In my opinion ,you have experienced in english debate.

Iki             : May I join you ?

Hilman      :Of course ,you can do it .

Tiyaz         : We hope we’ll win .

Iki             : I’m sure. We’ll win .

Herfan     :Please you register to comite

Iki & Tiyaz:Ok ,thank you for  information .

Herfan       : You’re welcome and good luck ! :)

Iki             : Yeah :)

Conditional Sentences

       Conditional Sentences Type 1

1.     If  you stop smoking,you will be healthier

2.     If  I get it,I will give it to you

3.     If you don’t go in my party,I will be angry

4.     If  I were rich,I will buy a big house

5.    Anna will lend me some money if I ask her

6.    I will be very gratefull if you send me brochure and price it

Conditional Sentences Type 2

1.   If  I knew her number,I would telephone her

2.   If  I were you ,I wouldn’t buy that dress

3.   If you went to exhibition,you would enjoy it

4.   If  I were in Jakarta now ,I would go to Monas

5.   If I took a lot of money in the Bank,I would buy a car 

 Conditional Sentences Type 3 

1.     If  I had known the college far away ,I wouldn’t have gone there

2.     If  they had played better,they would have won

3.     If  there hadn’t been so much traffic ,we would have come

4.     If  we had stayed at home ,we would have played the game

5.     If  yesterday had been a holiday,I would have gone to the beach

A Girl And The Prince

One day, there lived a girl named Caty. Caty was a kind - hearted girl. She was a beautiful girl. Her parents worked in a kingdom as gardener and chef of the kingdom. There was couple of wise king and queen with their son named Richard.

Once, Caty went to the kingdom to deliver her parents' lunch. Caty parked her bicycle next to the place that was usually used by the Prince. It was because she didn't know the kingdom's rule. Caty got in and directly ran to the kitchen. She suddenly stopped when she heard a loud shouted that yelled "Guard! Guard!". Everybody ran closer to see what was going on. The Prince asked the guards because he wanted to know who the owner of this bike was. Caty's parents were scared but Caty's father, with his full spirit, dared to confess that the bike belonged to Caty, his daughter. It seemed that the Prince was so angry. It could be seen from his anger face and the tone of his voice. Caty felt a pity after seeing her father, then she tried to defend her father. She said "my father is not guilty! It was my fault because i don't know the rule here". Then she took her bicycle away.

On the following day, Prince Richard felt guilty and he tried to ask apologize from Caty's parents.He ran to the kitchen and made everyone there was shock and surprised. "What can i do for you, your majesty?", asked Caty's Mom. Prince Richard expressed his willingness and Caty's parents forgave him. Prince Richard was not only asked apologize but also wanted to know more about Caty. He asked if he could meet Caty or not. Caty's parents allowed Prince Richard to meet Caty. "Your majesty, if you want to meet Caty, she is at home now". Said Caty's father.

Then Prince Richard visited Caty. He knocked at the door and when Caty open the door she was surprised. "Hi Caty" said the Prince. "How do you know my name? hmm, are you lost?" asked Caty. "Would you like to get me in?" asked the Prince. "Yes, please" answered Caty. Prince Richard asked sorry for what he had done yesterday, Caty forgave him. They were silent each other for a moment, but then suddenly Prince Richard gave her a stalk of red rose and asked "would you marry me? Well, it's hard to be explained. But do you know love at first sight?" Caty was speechless too because she didn't expect that a prince could fall in love and proposed her. "It was impossible. How could noble man will sit side by side with a poor girl like i am? Will your parents accept me and my family?" asked Caty.

Prince Richard said "You don't have to think about it. My parents will accept you" and then Prince Richard returned back to the palace.

When Prince Richard expressed about his willing, his parents agreed. Then the King and the Queen held a big weeding party and invited all people in the kingdom to celebrated this happiness. Finally, the lived happily ever after :)

Passive voice

1. 1.   The Simple Present Tense
A : Iwan eats an apple

P : an apple is eaten

A : Mr.Jack teaches my class

P : My class is taught by Mr.Jack

2. Present Continous Tense
A : Andi is typing the letter
P : The letter is being typed by Andi

A :My father is building a new house
P : A new house is being built by my father

3. Present Perfect Tense
A : The students have copied the lesson
P : The lesson has been copied by the students

A : Somebody has taken my book
P : My book has been taken by somebody

4. Present Perfect Continuous
A : Amal has been  bringing a book
P : A book has been being brought by Amal

A : Hilman has been playing basketball
P :  basketball has been being played by Hilman

5. Simple Past Tense
A : The police captured the thieves.
P : The thieves were captured by the police.

A : Fire destroyed the house
P :The house was destroyed by fire

6. Past Continous Tense
A : Herfan was washing the clothes
P : The clothes  were being  washed by Herfan

A : Almira was visiting a museum
P : The museum  was being visited by Almira

7. Past Perfect Tense
A : Ruri had finished his test
P : his test  had been finished by Ruri

A : Desy had fastened  seat-belt
P : seat-belt had been fastened  by Desy

8. Past Perfect continous
A : Adhe had been  celebrating  a party
P : A party had been being celebrated by Adhe

A : The students  had been working the homework
P : The homework had been being worked by the students

9. Future Tense
A : Mother will cook rice in the kitchen
P : Rice will be cooked by mother in the kitchen

A : Kharis will close the shop
P : the shop  will be closed by Kharis

10. Future Continous Tense
A :Lala will be watching football match.
P :fooball match will be being watch by Lala

A : Dina  will be sending this  message.
P : This message will be being sent by Dina

11. Future Perfect Tense
A : Dea will have cleaned a house
P : A house  will have been cleaned by Dea

A : Toni will have called Rudi
P : Rudi will have been called by Toni

12. Future Perfect continous
A : Tami will have been singing a song
P : A song will have been being sung by Tami

A : Dea will have been dancing a Bali dance
P  : A Bali dance will have been being danced by Dea