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                  Wrong Address

           One day Mrs sweet bought pizza to her daughter in Pizza Hut,she was in hurry,after that she went to the cashier and asked deliveryman to deliver it.she wrote her address no 3AA.

         Deliveryman delivered pizza to 3A house .There was a girl . Zena surprised, she didn't order pizza.Zena ate pizza with her friends.They were happy because they got pizza freepay.

        Deliveryman arrived in Pizza Hut,then Mrs Sweet called and asked " Why you haven’t send yet my pizza at my house no 3AA?
        " Ohh my God I'm wrong.I'm sorry,i change it."answered deliveryman

        Sometime later the bell Zena's house rang .Zena opened the door.Deliveryman came back and said that " I'm sorry ,I'm wrong to deliver pizza .I'll take it."
        "What do you mean ? " answered Zena
        "I should deliver to 3AA house not 3A house ."said deliveryman
        "Oh My God ,we ‘ve eaten it.So ....?"Said Zena
        "You must pay it."said deliveryman .
        "No no no ! I'm not wrong ,you are wrong ! "said Zena
        "Oke ,you mayn't pay it but you must be my girlfriend ,oke ?“ said deliveryman
       "Heeeeem ,whaaaaat ? " said Zena

Miss grandchild

                Last Sunday my family went by car after received a letter from grandfather .We visited grandfather at the village because his physically ill .

                On the way  ,my mother asked ,”father,stop please at the market”.We have to buy some fruit .”Mother’s bought manggoes.Then we continued our trip .It took three hours to get there.

                    When we arrived grandfather’s house,he was clambing on the manggo tree.we were suprised . He was picking up the manggoes .My mother asked ,”Oh My God ,I’ve forgetten your grandfather has a manggoe tree.My grandfather was smiling and asked “welcome to my house ,thank you :) I’m sorry I’ve lied because I miss you “.

                     Althought grandfather has ,they were happy to meet him.