expressions

There is Petromax Gank that contains with rich and naughty men in the school.Jack,Rick,Ben,Robert,and Jo as a leader .They always annoying the students in the school.

One day ,naif girl named Siti walks in front of them .Seeing her look,they annoy  her.

Rick         : Look at her ,isn’t she looks like ugly duck !

Jack        : Who?which one ?

Robert  : The woman with her big eyeglasses and brings many books.

Ben        : O....She’s coming ! Save ourself !

Petromax:Hahhahahha

Jo            :Hi naif girl ,are you perhistory girl?

                You look like Megantrophus Erectus !

                Why do you bring so many brick !

Siti feels embrras,suddenly her friend,Susi comes to save her.

Susi        : Hi ,you ! I’m extremly unhappy about this !

Jo            :Hah ???the other duck is coming .

                Siti and Susi go from there to toilet .At there,Siti cry .

Siti          : What a shame !They always annoy me.

                What’s my fault ? they insult my look .

Susi        :I think you have to make over .I have a solution.

                Can you come to my house tonight ?

Siti          :Okay,sus .

                At night ,Siti comes to Susi’s house.Susi change Siti’s look.She cuts Siti’s hair and chnge Siti’s glasses to lens .The next day ,Siti and Susi walk to the canteen .Petromax gank see them .They are amazed by someone who walks beside Susi .

Jack        :Wow ! She is so beutiful

Rick        : is she  from nother planet ? I haven’t see her in the earth .

Jo            : who is she ,Susi ?

Susi        :You can see her nametag right ?

Ben        :S,-s,-s,- Siti ?

Jo            : Are you kidding me ?It’s impossible !

                 Are you really Siti ?the ugly duck ?

Siti and Susi go to canteen without say anything  .It makes Jo curious .After several days ,Jo thinks about  Siti,he falls in love and wants to ask her  to be his girl friend .

Jo            :Siti,I fall in love with you .Would you like become my girl friend ?

Siti          : thank you ,but how if you find the other girl ?

Jo            :I’m very sad about you say it .

How to make you believe me ?

I’m  a unlucky man ,where somebody that  I love her to leave  me alone and I’m so sad.

I want to say something right.And hope you always in my heart .I want you to believe me.

My life is not good .give a problems  to  woman  thinking .Anytime you find  and believe me .

Because this is misscommunication.A woman  said that,” I will not believe you ,if you  will not give me anything right.” The man answer : “misscommunication must be finished ,the other love before  I’ve  forgetten ,but why you not believe  me ? . Talking about them is stopped . Then a man said that,” many girls is broken  because of loving  ,itsn’t me .I so love you ,please believe me . I’ll make you happy” . A woman answered : “I’ll believe you  if you give a  true reason ,I’m  pleased to hear it ,love is not wrong but it’s real .

            The man reaches  a hand woman and said that,”I’ll write ,sing,and make questioning how to make you believe me ? 

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                  Wrong Address

           One day Mrs sweet bought pizza to her daughter in Pizza Hut,she was in hurry,after that she went to the cashier and asked deliveryman to deliver it.she wrote her address no 3AA.

         Deliveryman delivered pizza to 3A house .There was a girl . Zena surprised, she didn't order pizza.Zena ate pizza with her friends.They were happy because they got pizza freepay.

        Deliveryman arrived in Pizza Hut,then Mrs Sweet called and asked " Why you haven’t send yet my pizza at my house no 3AA?
        " Ohh my God I'm wrong.I'm sorry,i change it."answered deliveryman

        Sometime later the bell Zena's house rang .Zena opened the door.Deliveryman came back and said that " I'm sorry ,I'm wrong to deliver pizza .I'll take it."
        "What do you mean ? " answered Zena
        "I should deliver to 3AA house not 3A house ."said deliveryman
        "Oh My God ,we ‘ve eaten it.So ....?"Said Zena
        "You must pay it."said deliveryman .
        "No no no ! I'm not wrong ,you are wrong ! "said Zena
        "Oke ,you mayn't pay it but you must be my girlfriend ,oke ?“ said deliveryman
       "Heeeeem ,whaaaaat ? " said Zena

Miss grandchild

                Last Sunday my family went by car after received a letter from grandfather .We visited grandfather at the village because his physically ill .

                On the way  ,my mother asked ,”father,stop please at the market”.We have to buy some fruit .”Mother’s bought manggoes.Then we continued our trip .It took three hours to get there.

                    When we arrived grandfather’s house,he was clambing on the manggo tree.we were suprised . He was picking up the manggoes .My mother asked ,”Oh My God ,I’ve forgetten your grandfather has a manggoe tree.My grandfather was smiling and asked “welcome to my house ,thank you :) I’m sorry I’ve lied because I miss you “.

                     Althought grandfather has ,they were happy to meet him.